Kiefer thinks Jack is a Democrat

It's been well-documented that Kiefer Sutherland doesn't break character. Even when he's not on the set of 24 and shit-canned.

Apparently someone at YouTube hates America and thinks the video of Kiefer Sutherland drunkenly attacking the Christmas tree "violates" some "terms," so we'll have to take the tabloids at their words.

Check this article out, and let's dissect:

First, look at the part where he bumps into the Mirror reporter:

Kiefer - son of Hollywood great Donald Sutherland - took a shine to our girl Emily when he literally bumped into her at the show. He apologised, saying: "I'm so sorry, so, so, sorry."

See that? That's called respect for women. And it's been scientifically proven that Republican dudes only respect women if they're hitting on them and the women are rich porn stars.

Exhibit B:

"I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."

Oh man I can already picture Jerry Falwell's panties bunching up over the War on Christmas.

Moving right along...

Kiefer warned staff: "I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"

A staff member replied: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."

You see that? Did you see that? That's respect for workers, my friends, and when it comes to that, Republicans don't have the first goddamned clue. Kiefer, on the other hand, loved him some working man so much that he wasn't done showing the love.

Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: "Ooh sorry about that...you're so cool. This f***ing hotel rocks."

That's the type of stuff they don't teach in "How to be a Republican 101."

Clearly, Kiefer was acting as Jack here. And it's just as obvious that Kiefer thinks Jack is a huge giant Democrat. The only thing that baffles me is why he didn't just shoot the tree in the kneecap, or at least give it a good interrogation.