Send Jack to Iraq

So it turns out the ol' Ass Hat-in-Chief wants to escalate this war.

And while 70% of us live in a land called "reality," that means that somewhere, in our midst, there are 90,000,000 Americans who actually think this is a good idea.

Who are these people, and are they really living amongst us?

We send Jack over there today and we don't need to worry about a timetable because everything will be fixed tomorrow.