Monday, January 15, 2007

Jack was a huge Democrat last night

Ok, so we've got less than an hour until the second night of the premier starts. Just off the top of my head, I can name several things Jack did that show he would never consider voting for a person named Bush.

1.) Jack relied on the intelligence he had on the ground. Jack found out that the bad terrorist was actually the good terrorist and immediately started working with Al-Assad. If CTU were being run by George W. Bush right now, the Administration would be amassing teams to spend the next two years looking for weapons of mass destruction at Al-Assad's hideout home. Speaking of which, the current Administration probably would have sent troops instead of helicopters with bombs, and then when the SWAT team leader said they'd need 50 people to secure the home, he would have sent 5.

2.) Jack acted unilaterally for the good of the country. I don't think a whole lot of elaboration is need there.

3.) When Jack thought he was in over his head, he admitted he didn't think he could do the job and let someone else help. If George Bush were in the same situation, we'd be half way through season 13 before any mistakes were admitted.

Ok so that's what I remember now. Anybody got anything else?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hey buddy. Why no updates? I'm sure that Jack acted like a giant democrat in the 3rd and 4th episodes, yet no examples from you? What's up with that?